

My uterus hates meThe world is like a poprock. All fizzy and exciting... until it blows up in your fucking face. Like a uteris. Only that bleeds all over you. Randomly! You're walking down the street, and WHAM! And it's like, well fuck me, I'm bleeding!My uterus hates me
Actually, ew. Don't. That would be gross.
Speaking of fucking... what's all this about big dicks being better? With my amazing powers of deduction, I have come to this conclusion:
big dicks = pain = ya don't get none!
Not that I would know, or anything. So power to all the men who don't have big dicks! You guys are gonna get some. But not from me. Fuck n
Forgotten
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alis volat propriis
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alis volat propriis
My precious shelf!
w0t!
xD
Emoticon overdose
I love you.
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wahhhhh!
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